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I was working on my g-shock vs nixon blog and my cousin asked if I wanted to go swimming, so because its so hot i said yes. So she says alright go get dressed and i said ok, give me 5 minutes to finish my blog. She says ok. I finish my blog and go get dressed and we walk to the bus stop, but the bus was taking to long, so we called the bus station and asked the lady what time the next bus came for the bullard and i-1o service rd stop (in new orleans) and she says in 5 minutes. So my cousin says "man theyre takng to long the pool is only 2 exits from here, wanna walk? I say if the bus doesnt come in 6 minutes then we'll walk. So we wait 7 minutes and the bus still doesnt come, so she says lets start to walk. So we walk two blocks and the bus passes us up. We walk two more blocks and we fing a porno on the ground. Along the way, she stops at McDonalds (bah dah bah bah bah) because she has to drop a deuce aka terd aka a poopie, so we stop and were only half way there and everything from my waist down is killing me, and she take about uhhh a good 20 minutes in the bathroom. At this point im thinking she snuck out a window or somethimg and started walking back home. Then she comes out and we start walking. We walk uuhhh about a good ten blocks and I was literally two inches away from getting hit by a car because she pushed me. A little while later, I almost step in a dead armadillo. By the way we saw about three dead animals on the way. So were actually only one block away but I had no idea because this was my first time walking to this pool, and she tells me "oh my bad, its the next exit". At this point I REALLY wasnt in the mood for jokes. We finally get there and she drowns me in the pool, twice im lucky im still alive, but I did meet some new people. If you read this WHOLE thing, comment and tell me whos fault is that I feel like every time I get up I feel like im walking on a nail bed.